February 2011
When parents ask you ...
darlenetoldyou:
scout-pilgrim:
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
hahahahha(:
January 2011
I swear to fucking God I’m about to kill this bitch for lying to me, saying he doesn’t have a fucking date to Formal. What a fucking liar. Ohhh I can’t wait for Kingsball. I’ma make this bitch regret the fucking day he met me.
Me and my date gon’ be lookin super classy in our Stussy shirts.
See you guys at Kingsball ;D
12 year olds talking about getting "so drunk".
dude weren’t you a fetus like.. yesterday?
29525.) I hate you because I can't stop thinking...
Saying something funny hoping somebody will...
bowlofcrunchynut:
People born in 1993-1999 have lived in two...
icamefromanothergalaxy:
When I tell my friend somebody's cute
They point at the person and speak so loud!
and I’m just like NIGGA SHHHHHHH!
When you're too lazy to actually walk down the...
le-tang:
somecreeper:
HAHAHA
lol.